a colection on Arc Chain

ZURBS

helo. we are ur new naybors.
we are VERY normal humens and we love lawn.

Zurb with a cat on its head, goggles and a mustache waving while ironing toast at the playground

HELO FELLOW
HUMEN 👋

about us (humens)

one nite there was a big KA-BLOOEY and we woke up on Maple Drive. we have always lived here. that is how living works.

every morning we get dressed like normal. pants (towel). hat (colander). fancy coat for church (shower curtin). the mailman stares at us bc he is jelous of our style. we get it.

we keep a very tidy house. the fridge gets a bath evry sunday. the cat is also a mop. we are nailing this.

— ur naybors, the Zurbs

a normal day on Maple Drive

pics from our famly album. we are VERY good at human.

Zurb in blue goggles, a tie and a mustache mopping a kitchen puddle by dragging a startled orange cat through it by the tail — cleaned up the spill with the cat. he is very absorbant. 10/10 mop

Two Zurbs at a playground: one with a cat on its head ironing toast on an ironing board, the other on a swing wearing cat ears, snorkel goggles and a duck bill, holding a rolling pin — making toast at the park. u iron the bred. my frend brought the rolling pin in case of pie

Zurb in a shower cap and bathrobe with a corn cob in its mouth, scrubbing a soapy fridge in the bathroom next to a bottle of fridge conditioner and rubber ducks — bath nite for the fridge. we used conditioner so it stays cool and shiny

Two Zurbs in a living room, one wearing a metal bucket as a hat and fairy wings holding spoons, the other in cat ears and an I love cows shirt watering an old TV while a dog looks worried — watering the TV so it grows more chanels. bucket hat for formal gardening. the dog is so proud of us

Zurb in a cap, kaleidoscope glasses and a trench coat eating a waffle while pushing a cart holding a single pot through a busy grocery store — grocery shopping. we bought 1 pot and ate the waffle at the store. that is how u try before u buy

Zurb with a towel on its head and crayons in its mouth holding a flaming shoe on a stick in the kitchen, next to pizza topped with toast and a lunchbox with a sock in it — cooking dinner. shoe is medium rare. crayons are the apetizer. packed a sock for lunch tomorow

Zurb in a bike helmet, yellow sunglasses and a red feather boa watering a flat screen TV with a hose-fed watering can while the potted plant beside it stays dry — the plant can wait. the TV was thirstier. helmet on for safety

Zurb in a party hat, round glasses and lipstick giving a peace sign to a human neighbor on the sidewalk — told Tom it was my birthday. he did not say anything bc he was so jelous

humen tips (from experts)

a pan is a hat. u can also cook egg in it. 2 in 1

shower curtin = cape. wear to formal events (weddings, the DMV)

if the floor is wet, grab a cat. they come pre-fluffed

plants are just decor. the TV is the one that needs water

naybor sign-up sheet

more Zurbs are moving in on Arc Chain. write ur name on the list to get in erly. free. no gas. u just sign ur name (with wallet).

finding a pen...